Delusion.
K gives me some M&M's. I look down at the pile on my desk, and see that one of the green ones has eyes.
Me: Dude! What does it mean if one of them has eyes? Did I win a million dollars? Huh? Huh? Huh? Come on!
K: Well, I've got one, too.
I thought maybe my life could be turned around by chocolate.
I was sadly mistaken.