This is the 'If I' survey
Taken from headmusic. She has appropriate credit there...
This is the 'If I' survey. I made it up. It needs to take over the world. So go forth and multiply (it).
If I could add a colour to the rainbow it would be: white
If I could have sex with a famous person it would be: Today? John Mayer
If I could kill someone and get away with it, I would kill: I'd like to blow an entire building up, so I'm going to pass.
If I could meet one (diaryland-er) that I haven't already met it would be: anotherghost
If I were in a band it would be called: Good Lord. No. I haven't the faintest.
If I could live in a country other than my own it would be: Brazil
If I could choose my method of passing it would be: I want a shot gun blast in the back of the head, post drunken crime spree.
If I had a child it would be called: Anna or Frank
If I could choose another (diaryland) username for myself it would be: I've already reinvented myself, but really, I wanted distracted.
If I could invite three famous people to a tea party they would be: The Lizard King, Nabokov, and Jim Henson.
If I could go back in time I would go to: My 16th birthday.
If I had to eat only one item of food for the rest of my life it would be: Cheetos.
If I could take one person to live on a desert Island with me it would be: My brother.
If I had to lose one sense I would lose my: Smell. I smoke, it's almost gone anyway.
If I from now on, was only allowed to use one word it would be: Fuck. Or, Dude.
If I had one thing I wanted you to know, it would be this: I never meant to.