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All those blow jobs for nothing!

I don't watch TV.

That shit rots your brain until you don't think any more, and if things aren't handed to you, you don't know what to do with it.

I haven't watched TV in 3 years, so when I go to Kristin's I get the remote control. Mostly, I just stare, gaping. Mostly commercials mess with me, and if it's not commercials it's music videos. Who needs porn when you've got MTV2?

......

So, we were watching MTV, and this little animated dude comes on to announce shows.

"What the fuck is that?"

"Hahahaha!!"

"I mean, someone made MILLIONS of DOLLARS off of that!"

"Yeah. You could have done that, Carie."

"Fuck me. My timing is so fucking off."

It's not about what you can do any more. It's about who you know and who you blow.

11.22.02 || 2:09 pm

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