It's only a flesh wound
Things I am thankful for (the 2002 version):
1) Not having to go to work today
2) My first cup of coffee, and my first cigarette of the morning
3) My car
4) My family, because even though they're weird, they provide endless entertainment
5) Kristin
6) All of the friends I've ever had and lost
7) This piece of shit computer, even with all of its mixed blessings
8) That I'm not in California
9) That even when everything is shitty, I still have my sense of humor, and irony
10) My house
11) My cat
12) Soda
13) Cigarettes
14) Rum
15) My lack of hangover
16) The phone
17) Surprises
18) My coat, hat, and gloves
19) Music
20) Every single word I have written and read