A Girls Guide to Hunting and Fishing.
My Grandmother has a habit of buying really inappropriate gifts for people. One year, my mother received, and I'm not kidding, a cheese cutter and 5 packs of buff puffs.
This year Mom got an email from Grandma asking her what she wanted for her birthday, and what Lauren and I wanted for Christmas.
What I said:
Grandma. End line. Send wool socks. End line. Feet freezing. End line. Love Carie. End.
I had to send a telegraph because everyone knows we don't have phones here in Big Sky.
Today, when I got home from work, there was a package with six pairs of wool socks in it. I'm so excited I want to cry.