100 Questions.
1. Are you an innie or an outie? Innie
2. Have you ever worn bell-bottoms? I believe they're called "flare" pants now; Yes.
3. Have you ever written a song? Yes
4. Can you make change for a dollar right now? No
5. Have you ever been in the opposite sex's public toilet? Yes, at Candlestick Park.
6. Have you ever smelled your own feet? Just yesterday, actually.
7. Do you like catsup on or beside your fries? Beside.
8. Can you touch your tongue to your nose? Nope.
9. Have you ever been a boy/girl scout? I was a Brownie for 2 months. I just wanted the uniform.
10. Have you ever broken a mirror? No.
11. Have you ever put your tongue on a frozen pole? No.
12. What is your biggest pet peeve? There, Their, They're and You're, Your
13. Do you slurp your drink after it's gone? No.
14. Have you ever blown bubbles in your milk? Yes.
15. Would you rather eat a Big Mac or a Whopper? This is a choice? Big Mac.
16. Have you ever gone skinny-dipping? Yes.
17. When you are at the grocery store, do you ask for paper or plastic? Plastic.
18. True or False: You would rather eat steak than pizza. True.
19. Did you have a baby blanket? Yes.
20. Have you ever tried to cut your own hair? I do cut my own hair on occasion.
21. Have you ever sleepwalked? No.
22. Have you ever had a birthday party at McDonalds? No.
23. Can you flip your eye-lids up? No.
24. Are you double jointed? No.
25. If you could be any age, what age would you be? 30.
26. Have you ever gotten gum stuck in your hair? Yes.
27. Have you ever thrown-up after a roller coaster ride? No.
28. What is your dream car? '54 Ford Falcon, white with red interior
29. What is your favorite cartoon of all time? The Jetsons
30. Would you go swimming in shallow waters where, one year earlier, a shark had attacked a child? Yes.
32. Have you ever eaten a dog biscuit? No.
33. If you were in a car sinking in a lake, what would you do first? Roll the window down.
34. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? No.
35. Can you pick something up with your toes? Yes.
36. How many remote controls do you have in your house? 2. VCR and TV.
37. Have you ever fallen asleep in school? No. But, I have fallen asleep at work.
38. How many times have you flown in an airplane in the last year? Once.
39. How many foreign countries have you visited? 2.
40. If you were out of shape, would you compete in a triathlon if you were somehow guaranteed to win a big, gaudy medal? No.
41. Would you rather be rich and unhappy, or poor and happy? Poor.
42. If you fell into quicksand, would you try to swim or try to float? Swim.
44. Do you ask for directions when you are lost? Never.
45. Have you ever had a Mexican jumping bean? No.
46. Are you more like Cinderella or Alice in Wonderland? Alice in Wonderland.
47. Would you rather have an ant farm with no ants or a box of crayons with broken points? Crayons.
48. Do you prefer light or dark bread? Light.
49. Do you prefer scrambled or fried eggs? Tricky... fried only if it's over medium, scrambled only if there's salsa or BBQ sauce.
50. Have you ever been in a car that ran out of gas? Hahahaha!!! Yes.
51. Do you talk in your sleep? Yes.
52. Would you rather shovel snow or mow the lawn? Shovel snow, though that's only because I don't know how to work the lawn mower.
53. Would you rather be bitten by a poisonous snake or constricted by a python? Bitten.
54. Have you ever played in the rain? Yes.
55. Which do you think is more dangerous: an angry bear or a hungry white shark? Angry bear.
56. Would you climb a very high tree to save a kitten? Yes.
57. Can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? Yes.
58. Do you drink pepsi or coke? Coke.
59. Whats your favorite number? 5
60. If you were a car, would you be an SUV or a sports car? Neither.
61. Have you ever accidentally taken something from a hotel? Accidentally, no. But I did steal an ash tray once.
62. Would you blow your nose at the dinner table? If I had to, yes.
63. Have you ever slipped in the bathtub? Yes.
64. Do you use regular or deodorant soap? Regular.
65. Have you ever locked yourself out of the house? Yes.
66. Would you rather make your living as a singing cowboy or as one of the Simpsons voices? Simpsons.
67. If you could invite any movie star to your home for dinner, who would it be? I've sat here for 10 minutes trying to pick someone, and I just can't.
68. Have you ever gotten a truck driver to honk his horn? Yes.
69. Which would you rather live with: a huge nose or crossed eyes? I have a huge nose.
70. Would you hang out with someone your best friend didn't like? Absolutely not. Unless I was having sex with them.
71. Would you hang out with someone your best friend liked, but you didn't like? No.
72. Have you ever returned a gift? Yes.
73. Would you give someone else a gift that had been given to you? No.
74. If you could attend an Olympic Event, what would it be? Soccer.
75. How many pairs of shoes do you own? Last count: 25.
76. If your grandmother gave you a gift that you already have, would you tell her? No.
77. Do you sing in the car? Yes.
78. Would you rather jump into a dumpster or into a vat of honey? Honey.
79. What is your favorite breed of dog? Pug.
80. Would you donate money to feed starving animals in the winter? No, people should not mess with nature.
81. If you were a bicycle, would you be a stingray or a mountain bike? Mountain bike.
82. What is your least favorite fruit? Grapes.
83. What kind of fruit have you never had? Papaya.
84. If you won a $5,000 shopping spree to any store, which store would you pick? Target.
85. What brand sports apparel do you wear the most? I don't. But my tennis shoes are Nike.
86. Are/were you a good student? I was until college.
87. Among your friends, who could you arm wrestle and beat? Kristin.
88. If you had to choose, what branch of the military would you be in? None. I hate the military.
89. Would you ever parachute out of a plane? No.
90. What do you think is your best feature? My eyes, or my hands.
91. If you were to win a grammy, what kind of music would it be for? Blues.
92. What is your favorite season? Summer.
93. How many members do you have in your immediate family? 4
94. Which of the five senses is most important to you? Sound.
95. Would you be a more successful painter or singer? Painter.
97. How many years will/did you end up going to college? A bazillion / 3
98. Have you ever had surgery? Oral surgery to remove my wizdom teeth.
99. Would you rather be a professional figure skater or professional football player? Figure skater.
100. What do you like to collect? I don't.