I should have kept smoking.
I had this theory a long time ago that if you did enough drugs, you would kill off a bunch of brain cells, and then you would become dumb, and therefore, HAPPY!
I've since realized that the drug use only killed off the brain cells that held important information... Like DO NOT take pans out of the oven without a pot holder. And it's left the brain cells that store useless information, such as the theme song to The Facts of Life and the fact that "Eep Op Ork Ah Ah" means "I Love You".