One shy.
1. There are an awful lot of Jesus banners running.
2. I would like to know exactly how dumb the postal service can be. They're holding my mail because my mother moved out, so now everyone's gone? But there's a car in the driveway, and someone is magically removing the mail from the mailbox.
3. I thought I was feeling better, but all of the sudden I'm not.
4. I just finished packing my book shelves. Conclusion: I have too many books.
5. Make up your own number 5. I'm tired.