Cranky isn't quite the word.
God loves me so much, he decided today would be an absolutely fucking GRAND day for me to start my period.
So, HOO-FUCKING-RAH for cramps so bad I don't want to move!
And, every time I disconnect, and try to reconnect, my ISP has decided that I no longer have an account, so I have to shut down and reboot.
Fuck today.